EMOTIONAL SUPPORT, BUT FOR YOUR SENTENCES
You have feelings.
Unfortunately,
they came without subtitles.
A(I) cares about your feelings.
Give it your facts. We’ll handle the damn words.
Life is bleak enough.
FULL DISCLOSURE
Yes.
It’s AI.
Obviously.
We could claim your $1.99 summons a discreet salon of emotionally literate writers.
It does not. It wakes up a machine.
You bring the wreckage. It cuts the waffle and hands back something worth sending.
A grim little miracle. Available instantly.
01 / THE REASON
Why pay us when AI is free?
Excellent question.
Because you do not want AI.
You want the answer.
$1.99. Cheaper than rewriting the same doomed sentence seventeen times.
02 / PICK YOUR PROBLEM
What needs saying?
Apology
You did the thing. Now say sorry without sneaking “but” into the getaway car.
Own it →02Got fired
Your career has left the building. Your dignity need not follow it.
Write the aftermath →03Need money
You need cash. Unfortunately, interpretive dance is not a repayment plan.
Make the ask →04Landlord problem
The ceiling leaks. The rent does not. Funny, that.
Write it down →05Bad baby mama or daddy
The relationship ended. The group project, tragically, did not.
Set the boundary →06Something difficult
The unnamed mess lurking behind your tabs. Yes, that one.
Drag it into daylight →03 / EVIDENCE
Specific in.
Specific out.
WHAT YOU GIVE US
- My brother Mike steals food off my plate.
- He drove four hours when my car broke down.
- He hates emotional speeches.
- Do not mention his first marriage.
- Tone: dry.
WHAT COMES OUT
Mike has been stealing food off my plate since 1998, which is less a personality trait than a very long-running crime.
But when my car broke down two hours from home, he drove four hours without making me feel like I owed him anything. He did eat my fries on the way back. Nobody is perfect.
ILLUSTRATIVE PRODUCT EXAMPLE — NOT A CUSTOMER REVIEW04 / WHAT YOU GET
One finished piece.
That’s it.
Your information. Your tone. Your occasion.
Plus buttons to make it funnier, warmer, shorter, sharper, less cheesy, or more like you.
No SILVER. No GOLD. No PLATINUM EMOTIONAL COMMUNICATION PRO™.
You need some words. We make the words. $1.99.
05 / FINE PRINT, IN LARGE TYPE
How good can $1.99 possibly be?
It will not turn you into Winston Churchill. You are not Winston Churchill. It will turn your memories, panic, and half-sentences into something coherent. That is literally the job.
Is there really no subscription?
Really. $1.99 once. If you require enough ceremonial speeches to justify a subscription, you have larger problems than we can solve.
What happens to my private stories?
They are used to create your writing, kept briefly so you can edit the result, and automatically deleted after 7 days. You can delete them sooner.
Can I edit it?
Yes. Use plain-English controls. No prompt-writing required.
YOUR BLANK PAGE HAS HAD A GOOD RUN
Tell the machine
what happened.
Get the words.
Leave.
LET THE ROBOT HANDLE IT — $1.99One payment. No subscription. Yes, it is AI. That is rather the point.